meBreezy.com Archive Photographs Call why cant you see that you… are… my… i have a joke for you… A younger man named John obtained a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a negative mindset and an even even worse vocabulary. John tried using and tried out to adjust the bird's attitude by constantly saying only polite phrases, participating in tender songs and everything else he could suppose of to "cleanse up" the bird's vocabulary. John shook the parrot and the parrot received angrier and even ruder. Fearing that he'd harm the parrot, John quickly opened the doorway to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and stated, "I consider I may perhaps have offended you with my impolite language and actions. I am sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I thoroughly intend to do all I can to correct my impolite and unforgivable conduct."John was surprised at the switch in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had built this sort of a extraordinary change in his habits, the bird ongoing, "May possibly I check with what the turkey did?"hope everybody had a great thanksgiving!!! i did, had tons of very good grubbage like turkey, and a few distinctive casaroles, and rolls, and fruit salad, and damn so much much more! then the fam went and observed xmas with the kranks and it was hilarious!!! i undoubtedly recommend it to my admirer base. obtaining mentioned that, i am boycotting xmas and i'm not shopping for any individual presents. i do have to function these days from 5-shut which i dont believe i'ma make it.